Archive for May, 2023

The more things change…

Posted: May 11, 2023 in blogging

Nothing will happen to, and in, Pakistan that hasn’t already happened half a dozen times earlier.
The Pakistani army and the ISI will sit back and let the rioting continue for a while. Then when everybody is tired of burning buses and screaming ‘Free Imran’, some General will appear on TV and say ‘martial law has been imposed. Anyone seen rioting will be shot.’
The Pakistani will heave a sigh of relief that at least the violence will end. He can now go back to screwing his goats, or kidnapping Hindu girls, or writing copious Op-Ed’s about why Endia and Pakistan must play cricket, or conducting protest marches against Endian occupation of Kashmeer, or the Zionist infidels in the US and elsewhere.
Meanwhile, the Pakistani elite will go back to sipping champagne and sniffing coke in their drawing rooms and reminiscing about the good old days. And plan on how to invite some Indian left liberals over so they can rub Modi’s nose to the ground.
And nobody will give a shit anymore about Imran Khan, except the loonies in the UK or the US, who will proudly continue to close down the streets in their neighbourhood.
The US and China will quickly announce that a high-level team is flying in to meet the new Martial Law Administrator and taking ties forward.
And then soon, he’ll fly up to Washington and Joe Biden will grin into the camera and announce ‘This is a man we can do business with.’
And the world will heave a sigh of relief because ‘at least the nukes are safe.’
Until the next time.